Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word fuck. It is the one magical word, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, takes its name from the German word fricken, which means to strike.

Fuck falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).

It can be an active verb (John really fucks up) or a passive verb (Mary doesnt really give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), and a noun (Mary is a fine fuck).

It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).

As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.

Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:

FraudI got fucked at the used car lot.
DismayOh, fuck it!
TroubleI guess Im fucked now.
AggressionFuck you!
PassiveFuck me.
ConfusionWhat the fuck?
DifficultyI cant understand this fucking business.
DespairFucked again.
ApathyWho gives a fuck.
IncompetenceHes all fucked up!
LazinessHes a fuck off.
DispleasureWhat the fuck is going on here?
IgnoranceFuck if I know.
DefianceThe fuck you can!
LostWhere the fuck are we?
AuthorityShut the fuck up.

It can be used in descriptive anatomy – Hes really a fucking asshole.
It can be used to tell time – Its five fucking thirty.
It can be used in business – How did I get this fucking job?
It can be a prediction – Oh, will I get fucked.
It can be maternal – as in Mother Fucker.
It can be nautical – Fuck the Admiral.
It can be political – Fuck Reagan.
It can open the door to wonderful relationships – Lets fuck.
It can be used just to enhance the meaning of a word – as in Beautifuckingful or Terfuckingific.

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses. How can anyone be offended when you say Fuck? Use it in your daily speech, it adds to your prestige.

Today, tell someone FUCK YOU.

SOME ADDED QUIPS:

Remember General Custers famous last word:

Where did all those fucking Indians come from?

Also, the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima:

What the fuck was that?

And finally, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic:

Full speed ahead and fuck the icebergs!