Answers in aBible knowledge test

Here are some of the answers given in a bible knowledge test

1. The first book of the Bible is Guinnesss in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple

2. Noahs wife was Joan of Ark

3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night

4. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles

5. Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients

6. Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments

7. The seventh commandment is, thou shalt not admit adultery

8. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol

9. Solomon had 100 wives and 700 porcupines

10. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption

11. The people who followed Jesus were called the 2 decibels

12. The epistles were the wives of the apostles

13. One of the opossums was St. Matthew

14. Salome danced in 7 veils in front of King Harrods

15. Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage

16. David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times

17. A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony

18. The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic Genitals

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