Are You Sure?

Drinking A completely inebriated man was stumbling down

the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the


A cop pulled up and said, Ive got to take you in, pal.

Youre obviously drunk.

Our wasted friend asked, Officer, are ya absolutely sure

Im drunk?

Yeah, buddy, Im sure, said the copper. Lets go.

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, Thank goodness, I

thought I was a cripple.

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