24
Mar

Are You Sure?

Drinking A completely inebriated man was stumbling down



the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the



gutter.





A cop pulled up and said, Ive got to take you in, pal.



Youre obviously drunk.





Our wasted friend asked, Officer, are ya absolutely sure



Im drunk?





Yeah, buddy, Im sure, said the copper. Lets go.





Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, Thank goodness, I



thought I was a cripple.

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