Artificial Intelligence

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought
it back, complaining that the radio was not working.

Madam, said the sales manager, the audio system in this car is
completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to
listen to, and you will hear exactly that!

She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at
the radio and said, Nelson.

The radio responded, Ricky or Willie?

She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, thats what she got. If
she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying On The Road Again when
the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports
utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward
her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and
narrowly missed a collision.

Idiot! she yelled and, from the radio, Ladies and gentlemen, the
President of the United States.

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