At the shoe store…

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. How do they feel? asks the sales clerk.

Well they feel a bit tight, replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the mans feet. Try pulling the tongue out, the clerk says.

Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth. (DOH!)

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