A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
How did this happen? the emergency room doctor asked her.
Well I was trying to commit suicide the blonde replied.
What? sputtered the doctor. You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off???
No silly! the blonde said. First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, Im not shooting myself in the chest.
So then? asked the doctor.
Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, Im not shooting myself in the mouth.
So then?
Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.
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Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Bllllonnndddee
- Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
- Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
- Blondes Making Kool-Aid
- How to handle the police
- Blonde on the Run
- M&Ms factory
- Like GST
- Buying drinks at a bar
- The angry preacher…
- Blonde and 747 Difference
- Haircut
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
- Three doors
- Short Blonde, Tarzan and Elephant jokes.