Automobile accident case

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, Did you actually see the accident?The witness: Yes, sir.The lawyer: How far away were you when the accident happened?The witness: Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches.The lawyer (thinking hed trap the witness): Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?The witness: Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question.

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