To be sung to the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

Barney got run over by a tractor

Best of all it happened on TV

All the little children are unhappy

I am just beside myself with glee

He was singing to the kiddies

You Wuv Me and I Wuv You

Now he is just a piece of roadkill

Some furry purple bits of dino-goo.

Chorus

I dont think the children like me

But though I killed him, its not wrong

Were saved from evil propaganda

That purple, nazi mind-controllers gone

Chorus

My trial date is set for Tuesday

I wont get off (so Ive been told)

10 million kiddies saw me do it

And the judge and jury all are six years old …