Beer Festival

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says Hey Sen~or, I would like the worlds best beer, a Corona.

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says Id like the best beer in the world, give me The King Of Beers, a Budweiser.

The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says Id like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.

He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says Give me a Coke.

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask Why arent you drinking a Guinness?

The Guinness president replies Well, if you guys arent drinking beer, neither will I.

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