Before – You take my breath away.
After – I feel like Im suffocating.

Before – She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.

Before – Ricky & Lucy.
After – Fred & Ethel.

Before – Saturday Night Live.
After – Monday Night Football.

Before – He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After – If I had a dime for every stupid thing hes done…

Before – Is that all you are eating?
After – Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.

Before – Wheel of Fortune.
After – Jeopardy.

Before – Its like living a dream.
After – Its a nightmare.

Before – Turbocharged.
After – Needs a jump-start

Before – We agree on everything!
After – Doesnt she have a mind of her own?

Before – Idol.
After – Idle.

Before – Hes lost without me.
After – Why cant he ask for directions?

Before – When together, time stands still.
After – This relationship is going nowhere.

Before – Oysters.
After – Fishsticks.

Before – I can hardly believe we found each other.
After – How did I end up with someone like you?