Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: Ive seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!

Hugh replies: Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, shes charging a small fortune.

Bill (with a chuckle): Hugh, moneys no object to me. Whats her number. So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.

They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling God…now I know why you chose the name Divine.

To which she replies: Thank you, Bill…..and now I know how you chose the name ….. Microsoft.