Bill Clinton is sitting next to a White House intern one day at a
gathering. The President says to her, Would you like to come to the Oval
office and see my clock?

She says, No, Mr. President, I dont think so.

The President replies, Please. Id really like to show it to you.

No, Mr. President, I really cant.

Come on. Come and see my clock. Itll only take a minute.

All right. If it wont take long.

They go to the Oval Office. The President sits down, unzips his
pants, and pulls out his dick.

The intern says, Thats not a clock, its a cock.

To which the President says, If you put two hands and a face on it, its a
clock sweetheart.