Bill Gates Does a Favor

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago. While
in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she
was running a little bit late. Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I
approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, Mr. Gates, I
wonder if you would do me a favor.


Im sitting right over there, pointing to my seat at the bar, and Im waiting
on a very important client. Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come
walk by and just say, Hi, Ray,?


I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat. About ten minutes
later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates.

Hi, Ray, he said.

I replied, Fuck off, Gates, Im in a meeting.

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