Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said DONT WALK.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?

A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldnt wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did God create blondes?

A: Because sheep cant bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes?

A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?

A: So she wouldnt get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw 911 on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?

A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?

A: Because she loved children.

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??

A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.