Blonde Passenger

A blonde is on a four-engine plane. All of a sudden theres a loud bang. The pilot comes on the radio and says, “Im sorry, our first engine has just shut off. Well be delayed 45 minutes.”
Then theres another bang. Once again, the radio comes on and the pilot says the same thing except that the second engine shut down and that theyll be delayed nearly two hours.
After that, the third engine shuts off and the pilot tells the passengers that they will be delayed 3 hours. The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the fourth engine shuts off well be up here all day.”

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