Blonde quickies 1-20

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?

A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?

A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: How does a blonde part their hair?

A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A: Because, thats where youre supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: What was the blond psychics greatest achievment?

A: An IN-body experience!

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

Q: Why is the blondes brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Q: Why didnt the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A1: Shed just dyed her hair.

A2: Shed just blow dried her hair and she didnt want it blown around too much.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?

A: When theyre on their backs, theyre screwed.

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks Where did you get that?

A: The pig says, I won her in a raffle!

Q: Whats a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?

A: She liked kids…

Q: How do you make a blondes eyes light up?

A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?

A: They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Why dont blondes make good pharmacists?

A: They cant get the bottle into the typewriter.

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