Blonde quickies 141-160

141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ?

A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

142. Q: Why did they stop doing the WAVE at BYU?

A: Too many blondes were drowning.

143. Q: Why do blonds have square boobs?

A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

144. Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?


10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.

A2: Three…one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

145. Q: Why dont blondes double recipes?

A: The oven doesnt go to 700 degrees.

146. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

147. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?

A: For throwing out the Ws.

148. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?

A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

149. Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?

A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

150. Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?

A: Theyre mad enough to kill and they can retain water.

151. Q: What did the blondes mum say to her before the blondes date.

A: If youre not in bed by 12, come home.

152. Q: Whats the Blondes cheer?

A: Im blonde, Im blonde, Im B.L.O.N….ah, oh well.. Im blonde, Im blonde, yea yea yea…

153. Q: Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers every month?

A: Because it says right on it good for up to 20 pounds.

154. Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?

A: She kept having affairs with men!

155. Q: What does a blonde owl say?

A: What, what?

156. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff.

157. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?

A: She drowns it.

158. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

159. Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?

A: Nice tits!

160. Q: How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

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