Blonde quickies 81-100

81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?

A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.

82. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?

A: Cause everybody gets a turn.

83. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?

A: Cause shes been laid all over the country.

84. Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?

A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

85. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?

A: *Who cares?*

86. Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?

A: So they know when to stop having sex !

87. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm????

A1: She drops her nail-file!!!

A2: Who cares?

A3: She say Next

A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder

A5: Hes had his clothes for about 2 minutes

A6: The batteries have run out.

88. Q: Why dont blondes call 911 in an emergency?

A1: They cant remember the number.

A2: She cant find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

89. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?

A: Thanks for the refill!

90. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonds ear?

A: Data transfer.

91. Q: Why do blondes have more fun?

A: Because they dont know any better.

A: They are easier to keep amused.

92. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A1: Whats a lightbulb?

A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, Daaady!

93. Q: Whats a blondes favourite wine?

A: Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!

94. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A whine cellar.

95. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

96. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?

A1: They both have a black box.

A2: Both have a cockpit.

97. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747?

A: Not everyone has been in a 747

98. Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth?

A: Gee, Are you sure its mine?

99. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: Are you sure its mine?

100. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?

A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

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