27
Dec

Blonde Witness

A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, Where were you the night of August 24th?



Objection! said the defense attorney. Irrelevant!



Oh, thats okay, said the blonde from the witness stand. I dont mind answering the question.



I object! the defense said again.



No, really, said the blonde. Ill answer.



The judge ruled: If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object.



So the prosecutor repeated the question: Where were you the night of August 24th?



The blonde replied brightly, I dont know.

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