27
Dec
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, Where were you the night of August 24th?
Objection! said the defense attorney. Irrelevant!
Oh, thats okay, said the blonde from the witness stand. I dont mind answering the question.
I object! the defense said again.
No, really, said the blonde. Ill answer.
The judge ruled: If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object.
So the prosecutor repeated the question: Where were you the night of August 24th?
The blonde replied brightly, I dont know.