Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.

One seventy-five year old woman says, I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.

An eighty year old woman says, My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.

The ninety year old woman says, At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow.

So whats your problem? asked the others.

I dont wake up until nine.