A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctors office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, I am not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS.

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, Doc, what can I do?

The doctor says, I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, Will that cure me, Doc?

No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for.