Old and New Jokes

A Brooklyn woman wishes to get a tatoo and ask the tech to tatoo pictures of Roberto Duran the inner portion of her thigh near her crotch. She also ask that on the other leg, the tech tatoo the picture of Oscar De La Hoya; and adds when I rub my thighs togetha they can fight over whats in between. After the tatoo tech finishes his job he ask her for $100 bucks. She looks at the tatoos and says, this does not look like Duran and that does not look like De La Hoya! She refuses to pay him. He takes her to small claims court. On the court date, the judge ask to look at the evidence. Because of the tatoos are in such a private area, he calls the woman into his chambers. She shows the judge her tatoos and the judge says, you know, this does not look anything at all like Duran, and that looks nothing at all like De la Hoya, but the one in the middle is without question, Don King!