Bubba and Junior!

Two good ol boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.

Not long after, theyre out for a walk and Bubba says, Hey, Junior – theres the NCO Club. Lets you and me stop in and have us a drank.

But wes privates, protests Junior.

NO, wes sergeants now, says Bubba, pulling him inside

Now, Junior, Im gonna sit down and have me a drank.

But, wes privates, says Junior.

You blind, boy! says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. Wes Sergeants now!

So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba.

Youre cute, she says, and Id like to take you someplace and make you feel good — but Ive got a bad case of gonorrhea.

Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If its good, give me the okay sign.

Junior goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Bubba the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Bubba is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.

Junior, he says, What you give me the okay for?!

Well Bubba, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea only affects the privates.

Then he pointed to his stripes and says, But wes Sergeants now!

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