20
Dec
A man walked into a drugstore and asked the man at the counter if they sold condoms.
The proprietor asked the man what kind he wanted.
The man replied, I want the kind with insecticide on them.
The proprietor responded, Dont you mean the kind with spermicide?
NO! shouted the man, I mean INSECTICIDE.
The proprietor asked, Why would you want a condom with insecticide?
The man replied, My old lady has a bug up her ass, and Im going after it!