Bush and Cheney in a diner

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, Honey, can I have a quickie?The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about womens rights and storms away.Cheney then says to Bush, George, its pronounced quiche.

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