Old and New Jokes

When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldnt let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise. And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, How do I know youre Picasso? Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in. When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. How can you prove to me youre George W. Bush? Saint Peter said. Bush replied, Well heck, I dont know. St. Peter says, Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove youre George W. Bush? Bush replies, Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso? St. Peter says, It must be you, George, cmon on in.