25
Aug

Buying Condoms

The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasnt sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, Compared to what?

She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, Im bigger than that.

Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, Im bigger than that.

Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, Im about that big.

She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, Youre a medium.

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