Call of the wild?

A guy was sitting in his chair when his wife smacks him with a rolled up newspaper. He looked at her and said, What was that for?

His wife replied, I found a note in your pants pocket that said Loose Lucy on it.

The guys said, Oh, thats not a girl, honey… That was the name of the horse I bet on for the race.

The next day the guys wife hits him in the head with a fring pan.

When he wakes up he says, What the hell was that for?

His wife says, Your horse called.

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