The Capitalism, the Socialism, and the Communism meet one day and decide to have a small party among themselves.

Since they had nothing to drink and eat, the Socialism said he was going out to buy something. So he leaves.

An hour passes, then two hours, three, its getting very late, and the two friends are about to go home, but then the Socialism finally returns.

He makes his excuses and says he bought vodka but then he had to wait in a huge line for sausage.

Not quite believing, the Capitalism wonders: Whats the line?

And whats the sausage? asks the Communism.