11
Dec
These are responses you may use when caught slepping on the job:
They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me.
Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out You probably got here just in time!
I wasnt sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress.
Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
The coffee machine is broken…
Someone mustve put decaf in the wrong pot…
… in Jesus name. Amen.