The Chemistry Teachers Coming to Town

You better not weigh
You better not heat
You better not react
Im telling you now
The Chemistry Teachers coming to town.

Hes collecting data
Hes checking it twice
Hes gonna find out
The heat of melting ice
The Chemistry Teachers coming to town.

He sees you when youre decanting
He knows when you titrate
He knows when you are safe or not
So wear goggles for goodness sake.

Oh, you better not filter
And drink your filtrate
You better not be careless and spill your precipitate.
The Chemistry Teachers coming to town.