01
Aug

Coffee is better than Women.

Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:

~ Coffee doesnt mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some. ~ You wont get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM. ~ Coffee never runs out. ~ No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee. ~ You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee. ~ When coffee gets old, you can throw it away. ~ Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning. ~ Coffee can be ready in 15 minutes or less. ~ White men can take black coffee home to their parents. ~ Coffee doesnt complain when you put whipped cream on it. ~ You can always heat up coffee. ~ Coffee smells and looks good in the morning. ~ If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesnt put on weight. ~ Two words; INSTANT COFFEE !

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