Collection of Yo Mama Jokes

yo mama so dumb she asked what time is the 12:00 lunch.

Once I lifted a tractor trailer 3 feet off the ground, and pulled a jet down the runway, but yo mama so fat when I tried to lift her, my career was over.

yo momma is so fat she wears two watches becuase she covers two time zones.

Yo mama sooo stupid, she thought the rap group NWA was a new sports organization.

Yo mama soooo fat, when she stepped on the scale it read, ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps in the elevator, IT HAS TO GO DOWN!!!

Yo mamas sooo stupid, she thought that Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

Yo Mamas so FAT… i sat on top of her and me ears popped

Yo mamas so fat i ran round her twice and got lost

Your mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Yo mama smell so bad she made RIGHT GUARD turn left.

Yo mama is like a powerplant she never runs out of energy.

Yo mama is so fat that she lives in Canada and the United States at the same time.

your mamas so fat she bent over and everyone yelled blackout.

Yo mama is so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 min.

…the elephant man turned her down for a date!

..when she flossed her teeth, a dead gerbil fell out.

…she had to put a box of Twinkies on lay-away!

…Shes got two kids and a dog trapped in her orbit

… They shoved her face in dough to make gorilla cookies

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