Complaints from Mrs. Claus

He can remember which of 2.4 billion kids have been naughty or nice … but does he remember to replace the roll of toilet paper when it runs out? NooOOooo.
That whole knows if youve been bad or good thing makes it mighty hard for kids to cheat at Old Maid.
One night a year for me to sneak out with the girlfriends, and all the bars are closed.
Managing toy production, keeping elves in line, cleaning up after reindeer … meanwhile, fatboy sits around 364 days out of the year and gets all the glory!

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