User-FRIENDLY

C:> DUR

Command not found. Try retyping

User-HELPFUL

C:> DUR

I dont understand DUR. Do you mean DIR ?

User-UNFRIENDLY

C:> DUR

C:> DUR

C:> DUR

C:> DUR

User-HOSTILE

C:> DUR

Ha! A mistake! Im sure you meant to say FORMAT, so thats what Ill do.

User-INDIFFERENT

C:> DUR

DUR?

User-PATRONISING

C:> DUR

Now, thats not quite right is it? Lets try again; this time, use the
manual that the nice salesperson gave you when you bought me.

User-OBSEQUIOUS

C:> DUR

Im so very, very sorry but I dont understand that. Im sure it was my
fault, but if you would please try again Ill do my best.

User-SARCASTIC

C:> DUR

Well, Look whos made a mistake then. Very unusual, I dont think.

User-INSULTING

C:> DUR

S*d off

C:> DIR

S*d off

User-Smug

C:> DUR

No

C:> DOR

Nope

C:> HELP

No

C:> PLEASE

Not unless you give me a 1Gb hard disk to live on.

C:> B*ST*RD

Abuse will get you nowhere

User-Analytical

C:> DUR

What makes you say that?

C:> A TYPING MISTAKE

How long have you been making these mistakes?
C:> BANANAS

Do you like bananas?

C:> I LOVE THEM

Why do you bring up the subject of love?

…etc

User-McDonald

May I help you please?

C:> DUR

Im sorry but that command is not available at this time. Have a nice day.

C:> DIR

Will that be an MS-DOS directory?

C:> YES

To read here, or for printout to take away?
C:> HERE

Thank you. Have a nice day.

User-Megalomaniac

C:> DUR

Dont bother me with trivial requests. Im busy.