A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there,a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.Moral of the story: 1) Not everyone who s**ts on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend.
3) And when youre in deep s**t, its best to keep your mouth shut
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Jul
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Baltimore Maryland
- A Trucker, A Priest and A Lawyer
- Little kids getting married (mildly suggestive)
- Sister and Priest
- Star Trek
- Top 10 Song Titles on the Popes New Album
- Masturbation
- What goes up…
- Cure for the Hiccups
- 2 x 4
- When asked about a bus
- October 28, 1958 – New Pope elected
- Good News At Work
- Now that the OJ trial is really getting going good….
- Clothes make the person…?