When the old cowboy walked out of the saloonand went to unhitch his horse, he noticed that the animal s testicles were painted green. Storming back into the bar, the fellow hollered, OK, which one of you son of a bitches painted my horse s balls green?

From the back of the room, a huge man, with arms as big tree trunks, slowly rose from his chair. I did, he rumbled. What are you gonna do about it?

Oh nothing, the old cowboy gulped. I just wanted to tell you that the first coat is dry.

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