Cross-eyed dog

A man took his Dobermann to the vet and said, My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do? Well, said the vet, lets have a look at him. So he picked up the dog by the ears and had a good look at its eyes. Well, said the vet, Im going to have to put him down. What? Just because hes cross-eyed?! exclaimed the man. No, because hes heavy.

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