Customer Needs Assistance

I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting goods. As an employee of Wal-Mart you are sometimes required to make store-wide pages, e.g.,I have a customer in hardware who needs assistance at the paint counter.

One night a tentative female voice came over the intercom system with the (I kid you not) following message:

I have a customer by the balls in toys who needs assistance.

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