A young man walks over to his father one day and asks if they could have a talk about sex. His father agrees and is eager to help his son with any questions he may have.

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? asked the son.

Well son, answered the all knowing father. A vagina is the most beautiful thing in creation.

The soft folds of a vagina are softer even than the petals of a rose.

The delicate scent of a vagina is finer than the finest french perfumes.

The taste of a vagina, is sweeter than the purest nectar.

All in all son, its like I said ,a vagina is the most beautiful thing in creation.

Gee dad ,a vagina sounds just great, the way you describe it.

A few moments of silence go by, then the boy asks another question.

Dad, What does a vagina look like after sex?

Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating custard?