Differences Between You and Your Boss
When you take a long time, youre slow.
When your boss takes a long time, hes thorough.
When you dont do it, youre lazy.
When your boss doesnt do it, hes too busy.
When you make a mistake, youre an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, hes only human.
When doing something without being told, youre overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, thats initiative.
When you take a stand, youre being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, hes being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, youre being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, hes being original.
When you please your boss, youre apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, hes being co-operative.
When youre out of the office, youre wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, hes on business.
When youre on a day off sick, youre always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, its because hes overworked
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Sep
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