Disarming the Guard

Lem: I got fired from my job as a bank guard.
Clem: Thats awful. What happened?

Lem: Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, Id let him have it.

Clem: What did thief do then?

Lem: He took one more step so I let him have it. I didnt want that stupid gun anyhow!

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