An old farmer and his hired hand were clearing out a line of brush that had become overgrown. There were a number of trees among the bushes; the hired man asked if they should go, too.

No, said the farmer, That tree there has some sentimental value. The first time I got laid was under that tree.

Well, how about that other tree, then? asked the hired man.

No – Id like to save that one, too. Her mother was standing under it.

You mean her mother was standing right there the first time you got laid?

Yup.

Whatd she say?

Moo.