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Jul

Driving Styles

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.

– Sydney

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn

– Japan

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator…

– Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror

– New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat

– Italy

One hand on horn,
one hand greeting,
one ear on cell phone,
one ear listening to loud music,
foot on accelerator,
eyes on female pedestrians,
conversation with someone in next car

– Welcome to India!

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