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Drug Dealers Vs.

Drug dealers Software developers



Refer to their clients as users. Refer to their clients as users.



The first ones free! Download a free trial version…



Have important South-East Asian Have important South-East Asian

connections(to help move the connections (to help debug the

stuff). code).



Strange jargon:Stick, Rock, Strange jargon: SCSI, RTFM,

Dime bag, E. Java, ISDN.





Realize that theres tons of cash Realize that theres tons of cash

in the 14- to 25-year-old market. in the 14- to 25-year-old market.



Job is assisted by the industrys Job is assisted by the industrys

producing newer, more potent producing newer, faster machines.

mixes.



Often seen in the company of of Often seen in the company of

pimps and hustlers. marketing people and venture

capitalists.



Their product causes unhealthy DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem

addictions. Nuff said.



Do your job well, and you can Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

sleep with sexy movie stars who

depend on you.

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