Old and New Jokes

-How do you get down from an elephant?

You dont. You get down from a duck.



-Why did the elephant paint himself all different colors?

So he could hide in the crayon box.



-Why do elephants have wrinkles?

Because they are so hard to iron.



-Why did the elephant put skates on before he went to bed?

Because he wanted to get rolling in the morning.



-Why cant an elephant ride a tricycle?

Because it doesnt have a thumb to ring the bell.



-Why do elephants wear sunglasses?

So no one will recognize them.



-Why are elephants such poor dancers?

Because they have two left feet.



-What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

Time to get a new fence.



-Why cant elephants go swimming at the beach?

Because they cant keep their trunks up.