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Jul

End of the World Reports

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA Today:

WERE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:

DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer:

O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy:

GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal:

APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victorias Secret Catalog:

OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated:

GAME OVER

Wired:

THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:

THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:

BYE

Discover Magazine:

HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:

DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Ladys Home Journal:

LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW ARMAGEDDON DIET!

America Online:

SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine:

TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Microsofts Web Site:

IF YOU DIDNT EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE,DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE

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