There was this English Man, Scotch Man and an Irish Man going for a job interview.

They all had there induction exams, and where all called back one at a time.

The English man walks in first, and the interviewer says: Well, you past your exam with flying colours! But theres one thing I like about a man and thats honesty, so can you notice anything odd about me?

The English man looks and nods: Yes, youve got one ear on the top of your head, and one at the side of you head!

The interviewer was very pleased with the English mans honesty, and sent for the Scott. The interviewer goes through the same routine again and comes to the final question, and the Scott replies: well, youve got one ear on top of your head and another at the side of you head!

The interviewer again very pleased with the Sotts honesty sent for the Irish man. The interviewer precedes with the same rigmarole, and comes to the final question Can you notice anything odd about me?

The Irish man takes a long look at the interviewer opposite, Yes I can Sir! the Irish man answered You were contact lenses!

The interviewer amazed at his answer, How do you know that?

He asked, and the Irish man replied Well you couldnt get a pair of glasses on them ears!