Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…Gods Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
Im an imbecile and I vote
Money Isnt Everything… But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Grow your own dope, plant a man
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
BEER: Its not just for breakfast anymore.
I need someone really bad…Are you really bad?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots…I married their king.
Reality is a crutch for people who cant cope with drugs
Dont drink and drive…You might hit a bump and spill it
We are born naked, wet, and hungry….Then things get worse.
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