Expensive Date

A college student picked up his date at her parents home. Hed scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu: appetizers, lobster, champagne . . . the works. Finally he asked her, Does your Mother feed you like this at home?

No, she said, but my Mothers not looking to get laid, either.

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